May 2013
11 posts
asksonictostudy asked: What could you possibly be doing that doesn't involve trying to show me up? Also, do you know what the quadratic formula is? I don't get it.
Anonymous asked: Do you like attention?
asksonictostudy asked: ... Are you bored? 'cause there are like, fifty of you on here, and I don't know which one is really you, and I'm bored. Totally not asking you to take over again or anything, though. I'd never want that.
Anonymous asked: Well, you drew your surprised face when AOSTH Robotnik showed up, but now you don't drawn anything. :(
Anonymous asked: Bah, you're getting boring without drawings!
Anonymous asked: Make me a drawing, okay?!
Anonymous asked: Okay so that was essentially code for 'something eeeeviiiilll'
Anonymous asked: What do you mean by 'work around that'?
Anonymous asked: Why do you still have those bumbling fools Orbot and Cubot? They would do better as scrrrap metal.
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promisedprotector replied to your post: Neo was a terrible idea, I wish I never built…
That seems a little rude to say towards your own creation. Im sure it couldnt have been that bad.
“Lets see here… When I created Neo, I messed up somewhere by trying to recreate Metal Sonic to the very last detail. Neo turned insane and tried to kill everyone including myself and I...
“Neo was a terrible idea, I wish I never built him.”
April 2013
11 posts
Anonymous asked: Also, do you think Metal would make a decent leader?
Anonymous asked: Even the psychotic ones?
Anonymous asked: Do you think of all your sentient machines as kids of sorts?
Anonymous asked: Are you ever going to continue Robotnik lineage?
Anonymous asked: He'd never see it coming
Anonymous asked: BEND SHADOW TO YOUR WILL, DOCTOR!
Anonymous asked: Not a psychopath? That already excludes your precious Metal Sonic from the equation.
Anonymous asked: Which henchmen are better: moronic and laughable ones, or dull but competent ones?
Anonymous asked: Ever thought about establishing global mafia to spearhead the rise of your empire? Those numerous casino zones of yours look... suspicious...
Anonymous asked: Who's going to succeed you in ruling the Robotnik Empire if you are killed?
ask-aosth-robotnik asked: Hello, my moderrrrrn self. Looking fabulous.
March 2013
1 post
ask-thepurpledinosuarsquad asked: Sonic: He-! *accidentally trips and gets up and brushes off* L-let's pretend that never happened... Anyways...- You know what? Now im not really in the mood, I'll be back later. *trips again* FFF-- *gets up then runs away*
February 2013
1 post
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Discovering what should have been gone || Openish,...
insaneroboticsdoctor:
Ivo had recently discovered an abandoned G.U.N base that was located on the far edge of Green Hill.. Miles away from the Base Shadow was once held in and was pretty much blown to smithereens not entirely sure if GUN bothered to rebuild it or not…….
Once Metal did not respond, he sighed and decided to grab his second best and headed over to the old GUN base....
January 2013
1 post
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Discovering what should have been gone || Openish,...
Ivo had recently discovered an abandoned G.U.N base that was located on the far edge of Green Hill.. Miles away from the Base Shadow was once held in and was pretty much blown to smithereens not entirely sure if GUN bothered to rebuild it or not. This abandoned building was strange and perhaps worrysome, he had a few robots go and check it out but was only able to send a few images back before...
November 2012
4 posts
griffon-tails asked: ROBOTNIK!! What are you up to this time?!
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Updated theme since titanic theme is kind of down...
September 2012
31 posts
theonetruesonic asked: How about NONE OF THE ABOVE. *HUFF*
askgabythepony asked: Doctor Eggman if u were sick who would u let u get better? Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles or Amy?
I SWEAR TO DIABOLOS' LEFT ASS CHEEK
theonetruesonic:
insaneroboticsdoctor:
IF YOU RUIN THAT MILLION DOLLAR COUCH WITH YOUR WILD MAN SEX
I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT OUT YOUR ASSHOLE
THATS MY ONLY COUCH
I HAVEN’T EVEN DONE IT IN LIKE A WEEK..
And no, not on your dammed furniture. Gods.
GOOD
RUIN YOUR OWN FURNITURE
YES
LEAVE MINE OUT OF IT
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I SWEAR TO DIABOLOS' LEFT ASS CHEEK
IF YOU RUIN THAT MILLION DOLLAR COUCH WITH YOUR WILD MAN SEX
I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT OUT YOUR ASSHOLE
THATS MY ONLY COUCH
theonetruesonic:
insaneroboticsdoctor:
theonetruesonic:
promisedprotector:
theonetruesonic:
Shadow.
Yes my one and only robot love who I will never betray and only stare at HIS shiny metal ass all day long?
*Deadpan stare.*
Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight? ~
keep that thing off my furniture thank you
… Doctor, that’s my-
Floor, then?
Your couch?
Why are you...
theonetruesonic:
promisedprotector:
theonetruesonic:
Shadow.
Yes my one and only robot love who I will never betray and only stare at HIS shiny metal ass all day long?
*Deadpan stare.*
Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight? ~
keep that thing off my furniture thank you
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theonetruesonic asked: No wait let's go commit arson dad let's go set something ON FIRE
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crocwithawesometunes asked: Wamt a cookau?
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crocwithawesometunes asked: How did I get here? Why am I here anyways?vOH HIII I THOUGT I VOCM BOTHER OYOU!
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crocwithawesometunes asked: LOLLY PPOP;lsdf
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crocwithawesometunes asked: That mustache looks lovely~
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crocwithawesometunes asked: Hey... Hey.. Can I lick your face? :3
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TODAY ON EGG SENSE
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): TODAY ON EGGSENSE
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Pffhahaha
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): CHICK-FIL-A IS SUPPORTING ANTI MARRIAGE EQUALITY
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): BETTER BEAT UP A CHICK FIL A EMPLOYEE
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: *hic* DATS NO GUF
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Gud
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): AND A COP PLOWED A SHOPPING MALL UNTIL HE WAS CRUSHED AND DEAD
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: DAYUM SON
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: *hic*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): OH
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): AND
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): APPARENTLY EMPIRE CITY IS THE LAZIEST CITY ON THE PLANET
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: NO SURPRISE THERE I mean what
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): chick fil a has announced on its views on homosexual marriage as pure anti hate by bashing on LGBT members and supporteres and refusing to serve them.
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): (yeah im doing that idk im just ahaha)
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: DAMN SON I MEAN.. *HIC* I HUMPED ANOTHER DUDE JUST LAST NIGHT MAN IT WAS GREAT
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): You know, it's been nearly a hundred years since ---
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): *stares*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): You are so damn drunk
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Since what
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: SNRK
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Since the LGBT community has gotten acceptance and shit
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and then now THIS is happening
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): what the fuck is Chick fil a ON!?
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): WE'RE OVER THIS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ITS BEEN OVER FOR A HUNDRED YEARS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): WHAT
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THE FUCK
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Lame *hic* I PREFER KFC ANY- WAIT I don't think I've ever even heard of chicken fill you or whatever
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Chick Fil A
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): its in station square and empire city somehwere
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: I think I set that place on fire once
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Maybe
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): if you did
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THANK YOU
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): DO IT AGAIN IF TOU CAN
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: And then this guy yelled at me so I threw a car at him
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): What guy?
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): oh well it probably doesnt matter, fucl chick fill a in the ass
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: I'm fairly sure the police might now have a warrant on you for destruction of property oops *hic*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ME?
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): they should have a warrent on YOU
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Eggman Enterprises property man
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Sigh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): BUT anyway
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Erreyone should cgo teepee those guys
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): FOCUS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): DAMNIT SON
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: IM... FOCUSSSING GOD
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): NEXT NEWS
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: I am so focused on.. Chicken fill uh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Some studies have shown the top five laziest countries or cities orwhatever
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Ah yes
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Empire cityis the laziest
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Who DIDN'T EXPECT THAT snrk
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): some
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): idiot
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): i dont know
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Your tax money at work my good citizens
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): fuck them
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Of course we don't pay taxes so hhhaaa
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Fuck them taxes
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): fuck em
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): why should I pay my money to keep irriponsible teenagers in school
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): or health care
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Tax evasion is the way to go, kids
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): OR COPS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): lately cops have been
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): INSANE
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): SHOOTING people left and right
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): taserin faggots
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Kinda like me on Saturdays I mean what
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THATS YOU
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THE COPS ARE PULLING A YOU
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I BLAME YOU
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ITS YOUR FAULT
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): fuckin crackpot
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: I assure you my nonexistent heart is filled with sorrow and regret
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): if your heart is nonexistent then how are you haginv sex with a clone of one of my enemies
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): just
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): how
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): AND I AM HEARING THAT SHIT
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): IN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BASE
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: *Leans in and whispers* He UPGRADEZ
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): DO YOU NOT A+HAVE YOUR ROOM SOUND PROOFED
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: NOPE
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): FUCKASS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): YOU BUEREC QUEEFIN PENCIL DICK
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: God I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS THAT LOUD
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Hey my dick is the mightiest of all dad okay
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Okay
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): andd minecraft
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): oh and I forgot cops are suiciding too by running into buildings now
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): *shrugs*
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Hehehhh I mean tragic
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): hey, that takes care of our authority problem
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Mhm
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): with idoit cops
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): tasern black people
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and mexicans
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and kids
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): for crying
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): when they are trying to arrest their mommies
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: I am indiscriminate in who I tazer I assure you
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I am starting to believe its htta time of year were cops are at their worst
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): god damn
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Ahh bad cop season
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): YEP
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Does that mean I get to go destroy shit
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Whats keeping you from doing that?
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): actually Slade's been like "Hey you can cause some destruction because its what Diabolos wants to happen on a regular bases" so...
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Whale vampires SNRK
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): PFT
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: oh
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: SWEET
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): VAMPIRE WHALES
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): how can a whale be a vampire
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): how does that happen
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Sweet Jesus the scourge of the sea
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): like you bite a whale?
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Vampiric whales
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and they become undead
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and bite other whales
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Isn't Slade already a vampire whale though
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): *LAUGHS*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): yes
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): yes she is
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: HHUAHUEHAUAH *falls over* hhaheuah
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ANYWAY
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): GORE NEWS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): YEAAAHHH
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THE FUN PART
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: yes
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): yeah not much on the world news other than cops goin crazy
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): MAYBE NEXT WEEK
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): but GORE NEWS
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: GORE NEWS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): yesterday
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): a woman decided that she needed to get rid of her boyfriend
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Ooooh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): so she grabbed a knife and stabbed him until he was unhappy and dead
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Wonderful I mean tragic
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and this was in MERNANY
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I wonder what her boyfriend did to make her stab him
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I'd ask but hey he's dead
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): WHOOPS
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Ahhh women am I right
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Nudge
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Women
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): just
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): women
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): thankg god I'm aromantic asexual
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Thank god I bang a dude snrk
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ot all women are that crazy
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Weirdly I hardly know any women
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Huh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): someting was wrong with that one i dont know
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): or she was buerecing
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: PFFT dad no
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THAT COULD BE IT
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): anyway
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): MAZOURI
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): oh wow
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): A man and his son was hunting for deer
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Oooh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and the son mistook his father as a deer and threw a spear at him until he was bloody and dead
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ATLEAST THEY GOT SOMETHING OUT OF THAT
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: That's awful *giggle*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Poor kid though
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): how can you mistake someone as deer when you are so black its not funny
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): are the deer BLACK
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): or something?
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Such wasted INTELLIGENCE
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I just dont get it
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): oh well
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): moving on
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): lets see
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): OH
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): You'll love this one
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): LAMIA
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): this is actually IN LAMIA
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Oh?
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): that vampire pricks vampire country or some shit
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Yes I know WHAT HAPPENED
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): SOME IDIOT broke through the fence that surrounds the territory
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): thinking it was somegovernment headquarders and decided to be some rebeious shit
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Oooohh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): And then some vampire scouts thought he was a hunter, went and cut him to little bitty pieces until he was fucked and dead
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): alteast he'll never break into lamia ever again
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Hhehheheh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): Folks
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): whatever you do
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): dont try and break into Lamia
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): just
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): dont
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I know I've been trying to take over the planet
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): even I know better
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Hell just stay away from the place its filled with blood suckered heheh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): fuckin kids today
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): just
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): KIDS TODAY
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Also it's just plain creepy
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I actually been there once
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): its not that bad
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Advise your child on the danger of being murdered by vampires, good viewers
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): they are pretty much right next to the ocean
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): with a couple of condos there and very
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): uh very... green
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Eh I can fly to some other ocean in like five seconds anyway
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): its like being on an island with palm trees and a beach
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): except bigger
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and theres a giant castle in the middle of it
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): just ONE BIG CASTLE
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Bigger and filled with VAMPIRES
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and one werewolf and one ghoul
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: See? Creepy
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): those are slade's... demon spawn
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): SPAWN OF THE DEVIL
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): He's the devil
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): or she
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): whatever gender he is right now
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Least you don't have to worry about grandchildren eh
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): *stares*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): what do you mean
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: ... Because I don't plan on giving you any
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: *blink*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): *STARE*
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: What
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ARE MY GENES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): BITCH
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Wh- no I just
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Don't want
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Kids
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THEN GIVE THEM TO ME I'LL RAISE THE LITTLE BRATS FOR YOU
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: *stare*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ITS NOT LIKE YOU'D TAKE CARE OF THEM ANYWAY
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Why do you want grandchildren
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS HUMP A BLACK HEDGEHOG AND BLOW UP SHIT
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): BECAUSE I WANT MY LEGACY TO CONTINUE
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): what to you THINK
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: OH I SEE HOW IT IS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ITS NOT LIKE I CAN SOMEHOW MAKE GRANDCHILDREN
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I CAN CLONE MYSELF BUT THATS ABOUT IT
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): maybe I'll clone myself..
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and raise a mini version of me.
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): hmmmmm
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: I CAN POTENTIALLY LIVE FOREVER YOU KNOW BUT I GUESS IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH EH
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): HEY
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I'M PRETTY MUCH LIKE ANY PARENT YOU'LL MEET
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): no matter if your ass is immortal or not
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: I can't give you any, you loon
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): you're not gonnta just hand some random kid you find on the street to me?
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: *blink*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): what?
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: I think you'll have to rely on genetic engineering
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): And Why?
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I can't adopt a grandchild?
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Well sure I guess
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): just because I want to continue my legacy don't mean I want them with my genes
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Oh well that makes things easier then
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): yes it does
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): there issss a slight problem
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): though
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Eh?
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): raising them to be geniuses
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Ah yes
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Well
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): because afterall you're not always born super smart or able to processs things faster and take more in
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Get one with good genes first yes
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): good genes and maybe a good potential future mechanic *shrugs*
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I dont know
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Well you can teach that sort of thing
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Can't say I'm good with kids though...
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I've lost my chances of succeeding with eggman empire on the entire planet because, yah know
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): so Now I'm just gonna do this and just seel robots or something
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Whale vampires I know
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): WHALE VAMPIRES
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ALL THEIR FAULT
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): NOW I CANT LIVE MY DREAMS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): FUCK
Just don't make me babysit it dear god
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ah naw
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): naw
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I'll make... your boyfriend do it or orbot whatever
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): anyway
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): whed do some dear egg letters but we dont have any
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): first show
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): like hed get letters on the first show god
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: SEND US LETTERS OR ELSE
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): send it to dearegg@eggmanempire.com
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): AND WE'LL READ IT ON THE SHOW
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): YEAH
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Or I'll burn your house down. =w=
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): with the lemons
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): combustible lemens
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and homosexuals
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): or chick fil a employees
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: And no spam
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): thats kinf of funny
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): combustible chick fil a employees and homosexuals
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): I WANT TO INVENT THAT
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Dad
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THROW A CFA WORKER BOMB
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): OH GOD HE THREW A CFA GRENADE EVERYONE DUCK
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): SHITS GONNA FLY
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Dad you're nutty
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): i want to invent that
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): NO THIS IS A GOOD IDEA
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): ONE OF THESE DAYS
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): CFA BOMBS
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Sure, dad
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Sure
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): THROW THEM AT CHICKFILA
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): NO MORE OF THEM
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): GET OFF MY PLANET
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Can we go to KFC after this
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): FUCK YOU
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): YES
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): and this ends our show
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Mmm un homophobic mashed potatoes
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: We'll see you next week, peasanta
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): yeaaaah
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): peasenta
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Peasants
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): PEASENTA
TZ (Slade/Syon/Silver/Eggman/others): PLACENTA
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Shush dad
メタルソニック Metaru Sonikku: Dad why
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theonetruesonic asked: Let's teepee Slade's place
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theonetruesonic asked: Have some FUNNNNnnn
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theonetruesonic asked: *nudges with vodka bottle*
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theonetruesonic asked: HHHHHHhhhhey
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theonetruesonic asked: *latches on to*
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theonetruesonic asked: HEY PAY ATTENTION or else
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theonetruesonic asked: DAD
